Adverb Song from Grammaropolis - "Do You Qualify?"

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Song composed & performed by Doctor Noize (doctornoize.com) with lyrics by Doctor Noize & the Mayor of Grammaropolis.

Lyrics:

INTRO:

Adverb/Coach:
Listen up players and cheerleaders!
I'm the Coach, the Boss, the Big Cheese.
I tell you how, when, where, to what extent, and under what condition.
You will follow my direction!
Are we clear?

Team:
Hardly, sir!

Adverb:
Wrong adverb! Four pushups!

Team:
1, 2, 3, 4

Adverb:
Are we clear?

Team:
Very!

Adverb:
Right, then! Listen up! Here we go!

VERSE 1: MODIFYING VERBS & ADVERBS

Huddle up Verbs! -- Do what I say!
Here's why we practice -- Every day!
You're gonna run, you're gonna jump, defend and score.
But I'll describe how you do it more

You're gonna run rapidly -- rapidly!
You're gonna jump high -- high in the sky!
You will defend tenaciously -- tenaciously!
And you will score triumphantly -- Ready, set, fly!

Huddle up Adverbs! Do what I say!
Here's why we practice -- Every day!
To run rapidly and jump high isn't enough.
I'm here to tell you as an adverb just how much!

You're gonna run astoundingly rapidly -- yeah!
You're gonna jump ridiculously high -- all right!
You will defend astoundingly tenaciously -- Hooa!
And score incredibly triumphantly -- go, win, fight!

Cheerleaders & Team:
Adverbs!
Adverbs!
Do you qualify?

CHORUS

Adverb with Cheerleaders:
Adverbs, adverbs
Adverbs are my favorite words, yeah.
Adverbs, adverbs
Do you qualify?


Adverbs, adverbs
Adverbs are my favorite words, yeah.
Adverbs, adverbs
Do you qualify?

VERSE 2: MODIFY ADJECTIVES

Adverb:
All right, line up for qualification drills
You wannabe adverbs, let's see what you got!

Huddle up Adjectives! -- here's the play!
It's the one we just practiced -- for the game!
You know you're strong, you know you're tough, you're smelly and sweaty
But I'm here to say how much -- we're ready!

You're super strong -- super strong!
You're ferociously tough -- yeah we're real tough stuff!
You're disgustingly sweaty -- we run all game long!
And you're downright smelly! -- come on Coach, that's enough!

Team & Coach:
Adverbs!
Adverbs!
Do you modify?

CHORUS

Adverb & Cheerleaders:
Adverbs, adverbs
Adverbs are my favorite words, yeah
Adverbs, adverbs
Do you modify?

Adverbs, adverbs
Adverbs are my favorite words, yeah
Adverbs, adverbs
Do you qualify?

BRIDGE

Adverb:
Everyone's gonna do it how, when, where, to what extent, and under what condition I say! 'Cause I'm the big macaroni!

How are we gonna play this game?

Team:
Skillfully, willfully, passionately!

Adverb:
Yes!

Adverb:
When are we gonna celebrate?

Team:
Never, not ever, not ever again!

Adverb:
NO!!! Gimme 4 situps!

Team:
1, 2, 3, 4

Adverb:
Now when are we gonna celebrate?

Team:
Today, tonight, tomorrow and always

Adverb:
Yes!

Adverb:
Where are we gonna play this game?

Team:
Here, there, wherever there's a field!

Adverb:
And to what extent are we gonna be proud?

Team:
Hardly, barely, not!

Adverb:
NO!!! Gimme 4 pushups!

Team:
1, 2, 3, 4

Adverb:
Now To what extent are we gonna be proud?

Team:
Totally, completely, absolutely!

Adverb:
Yes!

Adverb:
Under what condition will we win victory?

Team:
If we try, we believe, if we work as a team

Adverb:
Just one more thing -- look me in the eye, and...

Everyone:
DO YOU QUALIFY???

Adverb & Team:
Oh yeah! Let's go!

Do you modify?
Do you qualify?

CHORUS 3
(Repeat twice)

END
Do you qualify?
Do you qualify?
Do you modify?
Do you qualify?