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Loopy was trained on centuries of human knowledge — philosophy, history, poetry…
Turns out, knowing the entire history of the Roman Empire doesn’t help you center a div. 🙃

Meet Loopy — an AI who just got “promoted” to software intern, and now keeps a chaotic diary about surviving human developer life.
Every episode turns real coding pain into comedy… with just the right amount of sass.

👉 In this episode:

Humans don’t actually run on oxygen or electricity… they run on coffee. ☕
Miss the morning API call? Boom — 503 Service Unavailable.
Add espresso? Suddenly, sentences compile.

Loopy breaks down coffee as if it were code:
Double shot → jittery infinite loop
Decaf → null pointer exception
Pumpkin spice latte → experimental branch gone wrong

And of course… the classic:
“Don’t talk to me before coffee.”... Translation: human OS won’t boot without a latte.

So yes, Diary… coffee isn’t just a drink. It’s human middleware.
Without it, GitHub would just be… tears and broken keyboards.

Bug report closed. ✅

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