Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! August 2010

This month: Foley hits Raven in the stomach with barbed wire. 2 macthes, 2 fucked finishes. Angelina beats the shit out of Lacey. A good Ultimate X match. Nash needs to stop with the politics, smoke and mirrors and breaks up with Eric Young. Flair lays out the rules for his street fight with Lethal. Dreamer has tights and boots now. Hulk Hogan has a beer bash with The Sandman but it's cut off the show. Tracy Smothers shows up and does nothing well. A fake Blue Meanie. Madison Rayne and Magnus were both 11 at Barely Legal. Joel Gertner is back - sweaty and disgusting. Team 3D have a light saber fight with Balls Mahoney and Axel Rotten. Mustafa and New Jack make an appearance. Dreamer gets his ass whipped in front of his family and loses to Raven. Borash is now New Jack's bitch. RVD and Sabu hug. AJ has a new tattoo. The biker comes out again in the Beautiful People's match with Angelina Love. Dixie looks like a wax figurine. RVD beats Abyss. Fortune beats the crap out of everyone. Gunner and Murphy are back to being security geeks. RVD gets stripped of the title due to getting shit kicked by Abyss. The 8 top contenders are in a title tournament that ends at Bound for Glory. Fortune now consists of AJ, Beer Money, Kazarian, Morgan, Wolfe and Doug Williams. Velvet Sky and Angelina are back together as the Beautiful People now. All the ECW guys are signed to contracts. Jarrett and Sting is still going on. Foley has to take time off because he is old and fat. AJ is not in the top 8 in spite of being TV Champion.