Lexy The Rap Dad - The Fart Rap Song

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Lyrics:
Farts are funny I don’t know why.
Some farts are smelly and make you cry.

It’s not polite to fart that’s true.
It actually means you need to poo.

I fart a lot when I eat cauliflower.
I once had a fart that contained super power.

The hilarious pfftt sound is the best part.
Nothing is funnier than a loud, smelly fart.

The only one with a smellier fart is my dog.
I imagine they are smellier than the smelliest warthog.

It’s funny when my grandma farts because she always giggles.
My parents bed farts are the worst in the middle.

When it’s taco night and there’s refried beans.
I know I will fart in my dreams.

The hilarious pfftt sound is the best part.
Nothing is funnier than a loud, smelly fart.

Sometimes my farts sound like a song.
Once I had a fart that was a minute long.

I don’t like to fart when I’m in a crowd.
Everyone knows it’s not polite to be loud.

There’s something funny when you fart with a best friend.
No matter how smelly the fart is your friendship will never end.

The hilarious pfftt sound is the best part.
Nothing is funnier than a loud, smelly fart.

Well maybe there is something that’s as funny.
A bucket of boogers that are stringy and runny!