Never Gonna Eat You Up - Big Bad Wolf Parody

Never Gonna Eat You Up. Rapunzel's Jukebox would never Rick Roll you with a Rick Astley tune, but we might give you a hilarious (an disingenuous) song from the Big Bad Wolf claiming he has no interest in eating pigs whatsoever. Performed by Andrew Mitchell.

Lyrics:
Pork and ham’s what I love
You tasty pigs, caught this wolf’s eye
A pound of bacon’s what I'm thinking of
I wouldn’t scarf you from any other sty
But I’m just gonna tell you I’m not hungry
Show you I’m your, furry man

Never gonna eat you up
Never gonna gulp you down
Never gonna bake you brown as dessert too
Never gonna make you fry
Never gonna gnaw your thigh
Never gonna cook you dry, or hurt you

Been out here blowing, for so long
My lungs are aching but
Oh, I just can’t sway it
Huffin and puffin’s what's been going on
You got some brick and you’re gonna lay it

And if you spot me near your chimney
Don't worry, nothing here to see

(Fade)
Never gonna eat you up
Never gonna gulp you down
Never gonna bake you brown as dessert too
Never gonna make you fry
Never gonna gnaw your thigh
Never gonna cook you dry, or hurt you