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Fall asleep to the most uneventful retelling of Greek myths you’ll ever hear.
In this Boring Ancient Greek Myths sleep story series, twelve myths are retold at the slowest possible pace. No drama, no urgency—just gods being mildly inconvenient and scholars quietly taking notes.

Along the way you’ll drift through:

Orpheus’s musical missteps
Demeter’s slow seasonal grief
Hephaestus’s forge-side coping mechanisms
Theseus’s thread-dependent navigation

Each chapter is soothing, uneventful, and deeply sleep-inducing—perfect for bedtime, background listening, or gentle unraveling at the end of a long day.

Includes:
✨ Intentionally slow pacing
✨ Scholarly detachment
✨ Minimal resolution
✨ Maximum mythic fatigue

Sleep well. Even the gods are tired.