Railroads Online. No tutorial? No problem.

Taking a first look at Railroads Online, a game that fuses train driving and tracklaying with a modicum earning of cash in order to buy more stuff. I'm not going to get that far, I have more modest goals - can I make a train move? Then, can I make some track hook up to a freight station?

You're just going to have to find out.

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(*) - Today's secret: Does it have potential? Honestly? I don't know. The control scheme is not fun to use, and I'm not sure why you can monkey with controls when not merged with the train given that it doesn't seem to work. It's early early access, but it's tough to say whether or not it'll end up being a chuckle or not.