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PASTING MY README

Good, you do as I say. Very wise. Anyway, if you have ever looked at a Readme before, you probably see all the organization in it, and it brings joy to your heart and a smile to your face... this Readme isn't like that. It's a discombabulated pile of shit--however, it's one that I'm especially proud of.

Anyway, this is a trailer for "The Enemy," my soon to be released movie. I do absolutely plan on having it completed by fall. In fact, I have most everything completed as of right now, (August 20th, 2009), except for a few things. The fragpart is completed, minus a few effects. The outro and credits, likewise, are almost completed as well. Just a few effects to add there as well. The only major part of the movie I need to complete is the intro. I know a bunch of damn kids are going to be like... I TAKES YOU A MONTH TO DO AN INTRO, YOU FUCKING SUCK. But do not mistake me, THIS INTRODUCTION IS COMPLICATED AS SHIT. It WILL take a lot of time to complete, however, when it is finally finished, I believe that everyone will enjoy the results almost as much as I will. =)

The movie is kickass, we get that, so now, I'm just going to talk about the Trailer a little...

MY MOTIVATION --
One day, I sat on my mom's couch, and prepared to watch G4TV's XPLAY. I just microwaved myself some Burritos, and was ready to get comfortable. I love the wild antics of Adam Sessler, and I also like to be informed on what games are going to come out. Let's face it, I'm a nerd, so Video Games bring me more pleasure than any woman ever has. Anyway, I lean back, and situate the plate on my chest. However, as I reach to get a burrito, the plate falls over, leaving a HUGE ASS STAIN on my mom's couch. As I grab a blanket to cover it up, and practice my, "I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about face," I hear Sessler introduce the Comic Con Trailer for Splinter Cell's new installment, Conviction. Instantly, I know that I could edit the shit out of this audio. So, that's what I did essentially. I also figured, hey, I could use some publicity for my movie. Maybe, if I release a OMGFUCKINAWESOME trailer, it might help that.

Aight, so that's my long, drawn out, artistically described motivation. Now you know what we need? SOME SPECIAL THANKS BITCHES!!! I would like to thank myself, first off, for doing all of the fucking work. Next, I would like to thank Slider, just because he's pretty cool with me. I think he wants to ruin me, sexually. I would also like to thank ska, because he HAS ruined me sexually. Elvenballer, one of the few Brazilians who talks about something other than soccer, I thank you. I would also like to thank every other member of the late Elix Media. Best group of my life. Don't know what I'm going to do with out it. Possibly get a life or some shit. Also would like the thank Darksky, because he said he wanted me to thank him. I would thank kush, but I don't know what's going down with him anymore. Rebel, you've been pretty kickass. Those people who sent me demos. Without it, we would all be watching a frag movie about me dying in a public office server. Yeah. I would like to thank the people at UbiSoft, for not suing me.

Yep. Peace and love. If you love me great. If you don't, fuck you.

Add me, I need to look more popular, but if you ask me stupid fucking questions all of the time, I WILL remove you, for being a stupid douchebag.

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