Vakuru Episode 38 "Masinhi aMbuya"

One day after meeting up with my cousins, I drank 2 pints of good alcohol, but I was still sober though. They dropped me off at St Patricks corner along Seke Road for me to get a kombi, since Range yangu yanga iri kuCar Wash that day. It was during the night and this kombi stopped for me, right next to a 6 feet drainage ditch (measured by eyes). I didn't notice this ditch and there was no way I was going to get into the kombi without getting into the ditch. I ran towards the kombi to board to town, and then I found myself down in the ditch 6 seconds later. I felt weak as I was still shocked of what had happened. The hwindi came out to help me out as I was to weak to get myself up. What shocked me is, I still had my Zambezi held straight up in the air as I was avoiding to spill it. The hwindi got me up and out of the drain. I didnt know these guys had such a heart. I was shocked as no one in the kombi laughed at me. These guys had a very good heart I thought. Hepano pakubhadhara kombi, I take out my 50 bond to pay for the kombi then the conductor took everyone's money except mine and he looked at me and said, "Haa iwewe dont worry usabhadhare hako". Then the whole kombi laughed out and cracked up. Guys ndakadhonha zvekuti hwindi akaramba kutambira mari yangu yebhazi achjindinzwira tsitsi. Dont drink and drive they say, but also Dont drink and walk. Anyway fambai makatarisa pamurikutsika. But who reads this anyway???