{Nowhere Boy} Funeral Scene- Clean with Captions

This is a clean version of the funeral scene from Nowhere Boy...Spoiler alert. This is a project for school, so...all I did was edit the language out and add subtitles for those who cannot understand their accents. If I heard anything, I'm sorry. THis'll be removed soon anyways, though.
The credit is all given to the creators of Nowhere Boy. They made this brilliant movie, and all I did was edit some of it slightly...which pretty much butchered the scene, but I wanted to use this movie for my class, which required that there was no vulgar language in the scene.. so I even edited out the British profanity, just in case. Well, I hope my class doesn't read this description because they won't understand my next sentence, which is: CAN YOU FEEL THE MCLENNON FOR CHRIST'S SAKE IT'S SO CANNON I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO AND I KNOW THEIR MUMMY'S DIED AND I'M PROBABLY BEING VERY INNAPOROPROATE BUT I CAN LITERALLY FEEL THEIR ROMANTIC ATTRACTION WHILE ONE OF THEM IS BUSY BEING DEAD AND THE OTHER IS BEING STRAIGHT AND PROBABLY SLEEPING BY NOW BUT I DON'T HAVE A CLUE ASK HIM.
Annnnd I hope none of them read that. Or do I? You don't know me. :P Lawl. I hope you enjoy my lame editing, done in an amazing program, by the way. It's so marvelous, really. Sony Vegas Pro 12. Maybe you've heard of it? No? I'm being really weird? Oh well. Life's too short to be normal. Well, I'm off to bed. Not to teleport though, only to sleep. I wish I could teleport to like...Germany, though. I don't know why, but,.I just have this urge to go to a German muesuem. Not even for the history, though... for the atmosphere...he pizazz, ye know? No? I'm talking rubbish? Well that;s most likely true because I'm so tired that I'm worshiping fabric again. Why won't you just give in to the desire you have to worship satin? Haha... I'm not funny guys, jeez, I know. Well, nighty night, don't let The Beatles die.
Somebody: Too late.
Well, kind sire, do you wanna taste my fist in your throat? Or perhaps your own blood? I'm sorry? You're still a fetus? Well, you must have a horrible mother. You're too illiterate and ignorant to use the internet..Well, Ringo says goodnight. I knwo that because he's in my closet because I accidentally and scientifically made Charles Darwin pregnant. Don't ask questions.
Sooooo, I'm scared of sleeping. So I won't sleep. But I will. But shant I? Or shall I lather myself in dolphin flavoured mouthwash instead? How do I know what a dolphin tastes like? Because I'm actually part Ringo Starr. How do I know that he ate dolphin? He didn't do it on purpose, but an octopus drugged him with it... I don't wanna talk about those times... Well, GOOD NIGHT FOLKS OF THIS ALIEN WORLD, I AM TOO TIRED TO PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON AGAIN, SO GOODNIGHT. hahasuckers.
Sayonnara my Dragons,
Your friend and producer,
Ricky Shipper-Darwin,
AKA
LuvingCouples.
-Peace and Love.