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Now that "shit" has been said on television, Ms. Choksondik explains to the class that it's okay to say under certain circumstances.
"It Hits the Fan" S05

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INT. FOURTH GRADE CLASSROOM - DAY
Ms. Choksondik is at the chalkboard, addressing her
students.
MS. CHOKSONDIK

Alright, children in lieu of the common
usage, I'm supposed to clarify the
school's position on the word SHIT.
STAN
Wow! We can say shit in school now?!
KYLE
Oh this is ridiculous! Just because
they say it on TV, it's alright?!
MS. CHOKSONDIK
Yes, but ONLY in the figurative noun
form, or the adjective form.
CARTMAN
Hah?
MS. CHOKSONDIK
You can only use it in the non- literal
sense.
She goes to the chalkboard and starts to write.
MS. CHOKSONDIK (CONT'D)
For instance, 'That's a shitty picture
of me' is now fine. However, the
literal noun form of 'This is a picture
of shit' is still naughty.
CARTMAN
I don't get it.
STAN
Me neither.
MS. CHOKSONDIK
The adjective form is now also
acceptable. For example-
(Writing)
"The weather outside is shitty".
However the literal adjective is not
appropriate, for example- "My bad
diarrhea made the inside of the toilet
bowl shitty, and I had to clean it with
a rag, which then also became shitty."
That's right out.

TIMMY
Shh.. Shhit!
MS. CHOKSONDIK
Very good, Timmy.
BUTTERS
(Raising his hand)
Uh, Ms. Choksondik, can we say it in the
explicative. Like 'Oh shit!' Or 'Shit
on a Shingle'.
MS. CHOKSONDIK
Yes, that's now fine.
CARTMAN
Wow, this is gonna be great! A whole
new word!
KYLE
It's NOT NEW! I'll gonna look shit up
in the encyclopedia and PROVE it!
CARTMAN
Don't mind Kyle, everyone, he's just got
a little sand in his vagina.
KYLE
THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA!!!
MS. CHOKSONDIK
Boys, watch your language, shit!