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Hello. I’m the head of lettuce who outlasted Liz Truss’s term as Prime Minister. And I just wanted to say …
I did it
I did it
You thought i would not but I did it
Yes of course I was scared but I hid it [bid it, outbid it, rid it, grid it,
And now Miz Liz has done bit it (oof!)
Oh ye of little faith thought I wouldn’t outlast her
Buthe story is the Tory is the one who wilts faster
So much for that famed stiff upper lip [trip, slip, dip, drip, chip, blip, flip
Now put me with the carrots and dip (heyo!)
For a moment there wasn’t sure if I would prevail
My leaves were flimsy, my stem was frail
But then Liz started to flounder and flail
And now guess who’s still on sale? (It’s me)
Turns out veggies take longer to rot
Than the tax plan this Prime Minister got
Our days were numbered, but my number was greater
So let me pledge to every veggie-hater
We stand firm so don’t you forget us
When you go head to head with a head of lettuce