Скачать или смотреть Friday Night Fever (And Fear): Pat's Scientology Graduation Panic on L. Ron Hubbard Way

Meet Pat Bylard, your local Scientologist who just completed... well, something. And he’s here at AOLA’s Graduation Night to smile, clap, and invite you to mandatory Friday evening “joy”—right before spotting anti-Scientology protestors down the street and speed-walking back inside like a startled squirrel.

In this episode of Scientologists (at)life, we follow Pat as he attempts to film a sincere testimonial about making the world better through laminated certificates and forced applause—all while trying to ignore the Suppressive People holding signs just off-camera.

He came for spiritual recognition. He left because someone yelled, “Where’s Shelly?!”

🧠 Why We Made This
At Church of Satire-tology, we parody Scientology’s propaganda machine to expose the absurdity, fear, and forced cheer baked into everything from auditing to awards ceremonies. This video mocks the Scientologists @life series from Scientology TV, where no one explains anything, yet everyone is somehow “winning.”

This parody spotlights the performative positivity, the tension between image and reality, and the fact that even spiritual advancement in Scientology is one protest sign away from a panic attack.

🔍 Keywords / Topics Covered
Scientology parody
Scientologists @life satire
AOLA graduation spoof
Anti-Scientology protestors
L. Ron Hubbard Way panic
Pat Bylard testimonial mockery
Church of Scientology critique
SPs, OSA, and routing form comedy
Ex-Scientology humor
Cult rituals exposed
Scientology events deconstructed
David Miscavige satire