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Hello, listeners! This audio contains a himbo barbarian girlfriend (me), a smart and quiet thief (you), sneaking, someone who doesn't know how to whisper, battle, humor, theft, adoration, and devoted corniness. ❤️ I hope you enjoy!

And, yes. I actually wrote the barbarian's post-battle song. No, I will never sing it. (Well... maybe after several ales. 😉 )

Oh, we crept through the shadows with footsteps so light
(Well, your footsteps were light, I was quiet and bright)
The dark was all spooky, but I gripped my axe tight
While my clever little fox made everything right
You zapped all the magic, no evil old trap
No flashy loud curses, no magical crap

Oh, the Barbarian's song, it booms through the night
We stole shiny things and we put up a fight
For Glory and Treasure and my love so true
Huzzah for the heist and for me and for you

That big heavy door, I just gave it a WHAM
It flew off its hinges like a thin slice of ham
Then guards came-a-runnin' with swords and with spears
My battle-axe laughed, chasing away all your fears
My muscles so mighty, my love made me strong
We cleared out that castle, where the pointy-hat belonged

Oh, the Barbarian's song, it booms through the night
We stole shiny things and we put up a fight
For Glory and Treasure and my love so true
Huzzah for the heist and for me and for you

You grabbed the grand Orb, the one that can speak
(No, wait, it's the Goblet! The Giggling unique!)
We ran for the hills, with a thump and a CRASH
(While you made no noises like a silent little dash)
Now off to the tavern, for ale and for cheer
I’ll scoop you right up and hold you so dear

Oh, the Barbarian's song, it booms through the night
We stole shiny things and we put up a fight
For Glory and Treasure and my love so true
Huzzah for the heist and for me and for you

(Seriously, what am I doing with my time?!)

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Script: by Storybook Audio ASMR
Sounds: courtesy of Freesound.org under license: Creative Commons 0
Image: created by perchance.org / modified by Storybook Audio ASMR