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When an alien scientist gets paired with an Australian exchange student for a deadly planet survey, she thinks it's going to be a disaster. She's absolutely right, but not in the way she expected! 🚀

Vex'la is a highly trained Velm'orn researcher who follows every protocol perfectly. Rourke is a human from Australia who brings box wine to toxic alien planets and fixes advanced technology by removing important parts. Together, they're about to complete the most successful and terrifying mission in diplomatic history! 🌌

Watch as Rourke casually breathes poisonous atmosphere through his cracked helmet, drinks shiraz while volcanic vents explode around him, and somehow makes predatory aliens flee in confusion. Meanwhile, poor Vex'la experiences every color of panic her species has words for and several they don't! 😱

They Thought the Australian Exchange Student Was Normal — They Were Wrong

This story perfectly captures what happens when careful alien scientists meet the unstoppable chaos energy of someone who grew up in a place where everything tries to kill you. Rourke treats deadly missions like a beach walk, fixes broken equipment by throwing away essential parts, and his solution to pack-hunting predators is to wave and say hello! 🦅

The best part? After surviving impossible odds, both of them get assigned to work together for six MORE months in deep space. Vex'la's scales turn colors that will end up in medical textbooks, while Rourke just opens another bottle of wine! 🍷

If you love stories about humans being absolute legends in space, aliens having existential crises, and the power of Australian attitude defeating physics itself, this one's for you! The commander's resignation letter gets longer with every update! 📝

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