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THE ROCK FOR PRESIDENT?
Polymarket odds for Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as the Democratic nominee just spiked past some big names (👀 Michelle Obama, Tim Walz). He’s hinted before—polls, interviews, “if the people want it…”—but hasn’t announced. In a 2028 face-off with JD Vance, is The Rock the Dems’ best play or do AOC/Gavin Newsom still lead the pack?

LIL NAS X ARRESTED & HOSPITALIZED
TMZ says he was found in the street in just underwear + cowboy boots, allegedly charged at officers, then taken to hospital for a possible OD. I’m side-eyeing it hard—dude has a long history of viral marketing stunts right before releases—but watch this space.

ELON MUSK → MAGA (AGAIN)?
Rumors say Elon’s mending fences with JD Vance and could “come back into the fold” rather than spin up his own party. From feuding posts to possible funding in 2028—billionaire politics speedrun continues.

RADIOACTIVE SHRIMP RECALL (YES, REALLY)
Walmart recalled select Great Value frozen shrimp after traces of Cesium-137 (a byproduct of nuclear reactions) were detected from an Indonesian shipment. Risk is reportedly low, but… yeah. Radioactive. Shrimp. 🤦‍♂️

ROBOT PREGNANCIES BY 2026?!
A Chinese startup claims it’ll roll out pregnancy robots with artificial wombs—cheaper than human surrogates, synthetic amniotic fluid, the whole dystopia pack. Wild if true. Would you trust a robot womb?

THE PLAGUE CASE IN CALIFORNIA
Camper near Lake Tahoe tested positive for plague after a flea bite. It’s rare (antibiotics = effective) but still pops up in the U.S. each year. Watch your pets, avoid rodent areas, and maybe skip hugging squirrels.

KIM JONG UN: RAPID NUCLEAR BUILDUP
NK calls for accelerated nuclear expansion amid U.S.–ROK drills, plus reports of an undeclared missile base near China. Tensions: up. Much up.

BORDER WALL… PAINTED BLACK
Homeland Security (at Trump’s request) is painting the U.S.–Mexico wall black to make it too hot to climb and reduce rust. Expansion continues, billions budgeted, and fresh controversy unlocked.

PUTIN’S “POOP BAG” PROTOCOL
Not new, but always insane: on trips, Russian security reportedly collects the president’s waste to prevent health intel/DNA targeting. International espionage, but… grosser.

FIRST-OF-ITS-KIND: SURGICAL CASTRATION SENTENCE (LA)
A convicted child predator agreed to surgical + chemical castration under Louisiana’s new law (to be done before release). Fierce debate, landmark case.

RAPID-FIRE EXTRAS
• RIP Frank Caprio (88): “Nicest judge in the world,” Caught in Providence.
• Food vloggers survive car crash through a restaurant window—minor injuries, major perspective.
• Norwegian royal scandal: Crown prince’s son indicted (multiple charges; trial ahead; he denies).
• Sweden moves a 113-year-old church 5km on a 224-wheel trolley. Because engineers are wizards.

LIFE UPDATE
I took 3 days off-grid to think like a cave monk. Verdict: I’m doubling down on YouTube + TikTok. No shiny detours. More uploads, bigger ideas. I’m not leaving—let’s run it up. 💪

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00:00 - Introducing
00:51 - Presi-Mania
02:54 - Lil Nas Lil Publicity stunt?
05:11 - Radioactive shrimplnmnmn
07:24 - Maga reunification?
10:01 - Humanity goes too far.
11:24 - Vladimir Poopin
13:12 - I cant name this segment.
14:43 - a bit of the plague.
16:37 - paint it black
17:53 - peasant whippings
18:32 - Rapid fire news
18:39 - Frank Caprio good bye song
19:29 - "food vloggers" avoid serious injury.
20:43 - Kim jong un has secrets....
21:41 - Kept you guys updated
22:34 - SWISS CHURCH MOVES
23:28 - The future of the empire