LET'S COMPLETE CRAZY FROG RACER IN UNDER 2 AND A HALF HOURS

Happy Halloween, everyone. This is your Halloween special for 2016: The LONGEST (as of 2016) longplay i have ever done of a game. This is Crazy Frog Racer on PS2, a game so bad that it's basically bargain bin garbage at this point. I bought this at a Australian Post for 10 dollars and honestly, the fact i still have the disc, case AND manual, all in perfect condition, shows how little i ever touched this game.

Created by Neko Entertainment and published by Digital Jesters, Crazy Frog Racer is a bad racing game involving The Annoying Thing, Crazy Frog, a 2000's fad that started as a ringtone and evolved into a legit run of music albums, all starting with Axel F (which is NOT in this game, btw). The game is very much based off the music video of Axel F, as every track in this is based on locations from the music video (and i'm guessing all these characters are also from said music video). For the young minded, they loved it. For the adults, they wonder what went wrong with this generation and if the holocaust SHOULD have happened.

This game is so bad, the WIKIPEDIA page for this is actually UNDER INVESTIGATION OF A POTENTIAL COPYRIGHT FRAUD. LIKE, WOW. You have to go pretty far to have your own game's wiki page be stuck in a Copyright Fraud zone. Even then, there's barely any info on previous edits of that wiki page, so even then, there's NOTHING to showcase there.

The controls vary. If you're any of these other characters you don't care about (except the robot or Grim because thug life), you probably won't be that fast but you'll definitely be able to handle alot of these tracks. If you play as Crazy Frog, however, you go flying... but your steering is absolute crap. Have fun with that one.

To complete this game, you must do all 4 cups. Arenas get unlocked, but they are multiplayer things from the look of it, so they're not important. 3 cups make you do 4 tracks. The 4th is literally all 3 of these cups combined. This basically makes doing this in under 2 hours pretty difficult unless speedrunning and doing perfectly. To add to how much of a "badass" i am, i'll also be doing all Cups on Hard difficulty.

Here's some strats for you:
1. Don't waste your money on the expensive weapons. They're shit. There's only 4 you'll ever need to use:
Spike Balls: Put these in tunnels. You have no idea how well this screws EVERY opponent over. There's also a very small few other times you can use it for the same purpose.
Landmines(?): The second weapon above the Spike Balls. The BEST weapon to abuse. Requires an extra coin among the two needed for Spike Balls, but when used in places like jumps and such, it screws people IMMENSELY. Just don't use them when they are close to you, because you'll get damaged and slowed down too.
Rocket Launcher: The worst of the best. Useful ONLY for when there's guys infront that you just want to take out. Rockets can go through the floor though and they are NOT homing rockets, so aim precisely.
Boosters: Only use in tunnels. They make you go pretty fast, but due to how these tracks are made, using them anywhere else is a guaranteed off-the-track moment.
2. If you can time your accel button press on the point where that robot says 1 at the start, you get a boost of speed.
3. Yes. You do have health. I don't think losing it all equals DQ, but the less health you have, the worse your ride becomes, so grab those floating 3 nuts when possible to repair.
4. Conserve those coins until absolutely needed. Do not waste.
5. Slowing down at certain turns in MANDATORY if you don't want to lose ALL your speed and then have to wait 5 seconds to get back to that speed.
6. Sometimes, getting hit by a weapon will stun you. Controls will not work for WAY too long before you can do anything again. Try to avoid getting stunned if possible.

As a special surprise for you, if you want my commentary on this, there's a commentary track you can play right over this: https://mega.nz/#!DIEE1C4R!LO_EhqThLu...

I'll be saying alot more due to YouTube not letting me talk more here. Anyway, enjoy the Longplay.

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