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Enjoy this song about "HR Song for the Education Industry".

“Tenure & Timecards”
(A campus hip-hop anthem — funky boom-bap meets hallway drama)
For all the HR homies in education — from pre-K to PhD.

[Intro – Over an old-school beat with bell chimes]
Yeah… mic check 1-2…
Welcome to campus, where your dreams come true
Unless you forget to submit that W-2.
Let’s go.

[Verse 1 – The Teacher]
I teach Shakespeare and quantum states,
But I can’t find where to log my breaks.
Syllabus tight, lesson plan prime,
But HR hit me up: “Where’s your overtime?”

I said, “I grade at midnight, does that count?”
They said, “Only if you log the hour and amount.”
I said, “What about lunch? I inhaled it while cryin’…”
They said, “Work-life balance — but thanks for tryin’.”

[Chorus – Sing this like a campus choir with swag]
HR on the quad, clipboards in hand,
Tellin’ all the adjuncts where they can stand.
You got dreams? Cool. But fill that form.
You want tenure? Survive the bureaucratic storm!

HR in the lounge with snacks and sass,
Leavin’ passive notes on yo’ attendance class.
From field trips to Zoom call flops,
They the real MVPs with the Excel props.

[Verse 2 – The Administrator]
Yo, I emailed twice — no reply received,
I just wanna know if my sub was approved.
HR replied with a PDF maze,
And a note: “Please allow seven business days.”

We got staff PD, dress code fatigue,
And Brenda keeps calling HR a league.
They hosted a seminar called “Feel Your Feelings,”
Then audited my sick days with serious dealings.

[Bridge – Smooth rap over strings]
Yeah, I love the kids, I love the grind,
But I can’t teach joy with a punch-clock mind.
So I turn in reports, say “yes” to forms,
And nod when they say “professional norms.”

Got a badge, a lanyard, and thirteen keys,
But HR still said: “No hoodies, please.”
I said, “This ain’t Hogwarts — we broke, we tired!”
They said, “Here’s a flyer on how not to get fired.”

[Final Chorus – Crowd chant, arms up]
HR on the beat, droppin’ red tape bars,
Tellin’ student teachers not to vape in cars.
From name tags to conference snacks,
They keep receipts and cover their tracks.

HR’s the ghost in the teacher’s lounge,
With a printer that jams and a coffee frown.
So teach with heart, but keep receipts —
‘Cause HR knows when you steal the treats.

[Outro – Echo with bell chime sample]
“Your session has timed out due to inactivity…”
But your passion… never expires.

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