Medic 101: Ubersaw vs. Solemn Vow

So the Ubersaw, it's like, you swing and swing, and then Uber comes out, like magic juice from a tree that doesn't even exist in real life but in a dream within a dream, and you're not just a Medic, you're an Uber wizard, a juice wizard, slicing reality itself with every swing. And then there's Solemn Vow, which is like, you're seeing into the souls of your enemies, but not really souls, more like ghost numbers that float around their heads, and you're a judge, jury, and executioner, but also not really because you're just a Medic with a rock that tells you secrets, but the secrets are numbers and not secrets at all.

And then, like, you have to choose, but there's no choice because it's all an illusion, the Uber illusion, the number illusion, and you're just there, existing, swinging or staring, and reality bends around you like a pretzel, but not a tasty pretzel, more like an abstract pretzel that doesn't follow the rules of physics. Swinging for Uber or staring for numbers, it's all the same in the end, a dance of nonsense, a ballet of absurdity, where nothing makes sense, and everything is Uber and numbers, numbers and Uber, in an endless loop of Medic madness.

Are you a chainsaw wizard or a stone prophet? Do you cut through the fabric of reality for power, or do you gaze into the abyss for knowledge? It doesn't matter, because nothing matters, and everything is just a swirling vortex of Uber-sawing and solemn-staring, and the battlefield is a canvas of chaos where Medics reign supreme, but also not supreme, just there, in the middle of it all, lost in the nonsense, forever.

BEAST Thumbnail art by Spoopinatural:
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Video Chapters:
00:00 - Intro
00:39 - Ubersaw Stats
01:55 - Solemn Vow Stats
02:14 - Melee in TF2
02:55 - Using the Saw
06:25 - Saw's Dark Side
10:34 - Random Crits
13:59 - Inexperienced Medics
15:13 - Winning More
16:43 - Rocky Ronald
20:09 - What About Casual?
20:45 - The Top-Down Approach
23:11 - Using The Passive
29:38 - What About Mediguns?
34:14 - Closing Thoughts

Songs Used:
1. File Select - Sonic 3 OST
2. Darth Vader Theme
3. New Horizons Theme - Animal Crossing OST
4. Lost Woods - Zelda OST
5. Corruption - Bullets Per Minute OST
6. Dire Dire Docks - Super Mario 64 OST