Скачать или смотреть [GMOD] Dino Attack in a Nutshell

You heard correctly. I now have Garry's Mod, and I'm not afraid to use it! And this is my first major GMOD project... retelling the complicated, complex, and convoluted tale of the Dino Attack, in an easy-to-understand nutshell!

In presentation, this video was largely inspired by CloverNoodle's adaptation of the Team Fortress 2 Two-Word Story. Go ahead, watch it. It's much better than this, anyways, but I hope you enjoy this video as well. But if you're wondering about the jokes about "dark people" in this video, it's actually a reference to "the amazing dark people" from that video; it's not meant to be offensive.

By the way, this video had quite a troubled production, with technical difficulties abound! One such difficulty that I did not have the time or patience to iron out would be the subtitles of "SUDDENLY DINOSAURS again". Unfortunately, the way VideoPad exports movies does... weird things if you have still images. But, if I have patience, I'll probably be doing a Behind The Scenes video which includes all the outtakes from this video.

Is this the last GMOD project you'll see? Most likely... not. Why stop now? I just got started!

Transcript:
Once upon a time, everyone was happy in a city until SUDDENLY DINOSAURS. There was a guy who made friends with dinosaurs because he was actually a dinosaur himself. His best friends were a Spy and a Robot Spy and a pirate, and he had a girlfriend who couldn't speak for some reason, but he was a dinosaur so they broke up. But then the other Spy who was not his friend was mad and spread Chaos across the city. Everyone was scared of the black guys who weren't black. Meanwhile, some guys from the future went back in time and decided they wanted to kill the good guys, but then they all died. And then, the guy was not a dinosaur anymore because he met a mad science guy who was the leader of the mad science guys and they went into a thing which did something and then the guy was a guy while the mad science guy was a dinosaur. Since he was no longer a dinosaur, the guy got his girlfriend back. So then they went underground, where everything exploded. Suddenly, the girlfriend could speak again and used to be an assassin who assassinated mercenaries and government people. MEANWHILE TEAM FORTRESS 2. So then, they all went to some island with a bunch of other guys and a girl who cried. This guy lost a leg, and the cyborg guy wouldn't give him a new one. This guy from Egypt was really cool and then he died. Then some guy was evil but he wasn't, because the real evil guy was the dark man who was black but not that black. So, all the guys went home, where some guys watched TV with the alien But then SUDDENLY DINOSAURS again. The dark man stole all the dinosaurs from the mad science guys, and the mad science guys were mad. Everybody died. The survivors shot the guy's ghost at the dark man, and everyone was happy. THE END.

All rights go to respective owners, whether you're Dr. Face for creating Rappy, Ninja Heavy, and Ninja Spy; Count Hanx for mixing together a bunch of yelling mercenaries; Valve for creating many of the models and sets used here; Garry Newman for making a sandbox; Nintendo for having awesome music; or all my fellow contributors to the epic and lengthy tale of Dino Attack.

Cast List:
Gordon Freeman as Himself
Antlion Guard as Allosaurus
Male_04 as Rex Alexander
Rappy as Trouble, Maw, and Raptors
Spy as Peter Abody, Kotua, Scorsese, and Jim Covalent
Robot Spy as PBB
Demoman as Grisbarba Pirata, Lupis Schattenberg, Medieval Guys, and Erik Paulson
Female_01 as Amanda Alexander
Navi as Herself
Link as Himself
Perfect Chaos as Himself
Turok Baby T-Rex as Chompy
Coach as Canis Schattenberg
Rochelle as Katerina Schattenberg
Ninja Spy and Ninja Heavy as ShadowTech Agents
Metro Cop, Combine Soldier, Nova Prospekt Guard, and Combine Elite as Future Villains
Dr. Kleiner as Dr. Ronald Alexander
Dr. Magnusson as XERRD Scientists
Combine Assassin as Silencia Venomosa
Engineer as Orange, Tex Holdem, and Matthew Cyrista
Scout as Verbal and Bob Rutherford
Sniper as Deniro, Brixton Hale, and Gahiji Thutmose
Heavy as Keaton and Ivan Tzenovich
G-Man as Uærlig Sindstorme
Wallace Breen as Edward Korrupte and Walter Breen
Soldier as Ronald Army
Medic as Dietrich Luzwheit and Sam Sinister
Pyro as Andrew Jackson
Male_09 as Andrew
Eli Vance as David O'Neal
Male_02 as Zachary Virchaus
Witch as Kate Bishop
Louis as the Darkitect
Vortigaunt as Laxus
Turok T-Rex as Alpha Rex
Judith Mossman as Michelle Glados

Music is "Bowser Jr.'s Fiery Flotilla" from Super Mario Galaxy 2.