baseball game

Hey, you want to go get a drink?

No. I'm with somebody, sorry.

Who? The guy with the tucked-in shirt and the visor?
What, is that like a brother? The guy was not your brother, then.
Who is this guy?

He's not my brother.

Who's this...I'm getting mad now. I'm jealous. Who is this guy?

Who are you?

I don't know. I'm kidding with you. Who's the guy with the tucked-in stuff?
Is that a boyfriend?

Uh, it's...I'm going.

Do you think you'll marry him?

What?

'Cause I know you've thought about it.
The first time you laid eyes on him, you probably thought,
"I wonder if I could marry this guy in plaid shorts who tucks his shirt in. No way."
Then when you kissed him, you said,
"I can't believe it. "I had a lot to drink tonight. I'm kissing the tucked-in guy."
My point is, if you're not gonna marry him and if it's not forever,
then you really don't have anything to lose in taking me up on my offer.

Uh-huh. Well, I'm gonna go.

Okay. Me, too. To where? On an ice-breaking first date?

Well, no, I don't think...

Listen.

If you want to stay off the market while you're with
I'm-not-the-one-but-I'm-comfortable, then you can do that.
But for all you know, I just offered you a get-out-of-bored-love-for-free card
with no strings attached.

God, you're crazy.

No, I'm not crazy. And a lot of times people go,
"Oh, that's crazy," and then they go, "It's genius."
That's what happened when the person invented fire. They burned that witch.
And guess what, then they got warm and they ate good stuff.
Now, where are we headed to?
Let's not make this weird, 'cause I'm not good on dates.

No. You know what?

I'm better just to kind of hang out and, if we don't have fun,
I might go my separate way.

Okay.

I'm not committing to anything. I'll go hang out with you for a little bit.