Mambo No.5 (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

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When you love a card so much you need to get a rules exemption.

LYRICS:

Got a full quintet of mambas about to spread some blight
There’s some penta-beats around the corner
The rules say only four copies of a card
But I really don’t wanna

The rules say four but that don’t jive
So when I’m playing blue green infect I just maindeck 5
I sleeved up Angela Pamela Sandra and Rita
And as I continued, my life kept getting sweeter

So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
I’ve tried everything but I just cannot stop at 4
A bad habit that is not good and I’ve tried to dump it
No other quantity can trump it

If you even try Go For the Throat
I don’t even mind I got four more
If you try to cast that Heartless Act
Yours truly has three more cards in hand

I will cast Dismember on my dude
Wait, I just remembered—still got two
I’ll kill one with my Defenestrate
And Murder that—tap two Regenerate

Yeah he’s disqualified.

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