Opie and Anthony: "Where do we begin with Pat Cooper?" 2006-2014

"We gotta get Pat Cooper in here!" Big money! "I put you guys down!"

Rich Vos is present!

Pat starts with some excellent insight and admitions.

"When you're controversial, you're special!"

Howard Stern is discussed. Other comics. Pat Cooper's life.

"You couldn't inherit your ass!"

"I was angry the day I was fucking born!"

"When you're born a dog, you can't die a cat!"

Pat Cooper's upbringing. "More like downbrining."

"Religion is dangerous."

Lots of great storytimes/advice/zingers!

"Never be like your father! Be better!"

"What did I walk into!?" "Into a firestorm."


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Pat Cooper is yelling and screaming. Patrice O'Neal is present.

Questions are asked. Reports are given. Pat is asked how people like him managed to get famous.

Patrice vs. Pat. "It's called talent, you sick fuck! What's the matter with you?"

More great advice about comedy.

"Anthony never said anything I could remember."

Phyllis Diller: Funniest woman, according to Cooper.

"You can't hide rat bastard."

"Pat Cooper is a fountain of history." And a lot of other things. Just WOW.

Robert De'Niro. Cougars. Decent people. "Peeing is better than fucking!"

"How dare you say how dare me!" (http://amzn.to/2FIpcEy)

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"I come on it's a fucking epic!"

Pat Cooper arrives early! Kenny thinks Opie got kidnapped!

Magicians and hypnotists.

"I disrespect those who disrespects my profession!"

All about roasting. "Roast a chicken, you stupid fuck!"

"Comedy is the toughest business ever!"

"Where did you get your balls from?"

More about Howard Stern. Don Imus

Howard Stern mockery. Roasting. More Don Imus.

"To be wrong is wonderful. That's how you learn."

Complaints about "being nice." Reality shows. Donald Trump.

"Horseshit grows beautiful flowers." Al Gore and global warming.

Health issues and food. Pat's family.

Different countries and cruises. Feedback loves Pat. Roland. Line of the day.

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Opie wonders how Pat Cooper has more energy than anyone else.

Artie Lange. Cooper claims that Anthony is "in prison."

"I don't hang with nobody."

Money. Old age. "I get off peeing!"

Bedbugs. Plug! "I just said that!"

"What does Opie do? He reads about my career!"

Owning up, getting paid, sweating, and hearing aids.

"How can you learn from a guy that doesn't have a heart?"

Pat misses his past, Italians and guilt, vacation. "The fish don't want to deal with you!"

America has Talent. Rodney Dangerfield. "The word love is dangerous." Pop tarts.

Twitter, Facebook. "Who the fuck wants to hear my message?"

Pat is considered an "exhausting person."

Pat describes comedy and shits on someone unfunny.

"Pat Cooper says things that mean things!"

Sam is asked about his marriage. Jackson 5, Micheal Jackson.

"When I die, I'm going to leave you a pound of hate!"

Poor Anthony is exhausted. "He just keeps going."

"This is not fun. This is not life. This is a prison."

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Pearl Jam. "The great Pat Cooper!"

"You are a dead human being!" Pat to Opie.

Pat gets on Anthony about his cat. Pat's Retirement and girl.

"Nobody eats pizza with tea!"

Pat Cooper is MADE for podcasts.

"Make me an irregular!"

"They're all pricks!"

Burnt bridges. "Common sense is not in this fucking world!"

Complaints about not being invited to the NY comedy festival.

Cats. Girl caller.

"Pat really makes you feel good!"

Anthony's ass.

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"Pat Cooper coming down the hall."

Opie was asked asked asked asked. Oh, don't trash Howard Stern. "Pat Cooper is Pat Cooper."

"I wouldn't pay 12 dollars to listen to you for five minutes."

Commence Howard trashing. "Oh boy."

Wayne Newton. Vegas performers. David Letterman.

Anthony asks if there was anyone he hasn't burnt a bridge with.

Jay Leno "thrown to the wolves."

More Howard bashing. Great idea: Pat Cooper roasts the world.

Woody Allen and family.

"My hate is permanent."

"Holy shit..."

"Pat Cooper's a black cloud."

Last appearance?

Pat Cooper continues to shred Howard. WOW.

"You're worse than a terrorist, Howard!"

Pat Cooper aftermath.

"Great radio and that's all we care about."