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Celebrate the legendary cannons of Nuln in this comedic Warhammer song! A lively anthem of the Imperial Gunnery School, mixing Old World charm with Age of Sigmar flair. Marching drums, booming cannons, and misfired shots bring the Empire’s battlefield humor to life. Perfect for fans of Warhammer Old World, AoS, and Imperial lore.

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„The Nuln Gunner’s Lesson”
[Verse 1]
First day at the Nuln Gunnery School,
Sergeant yells: “Boy, follow the rule!”
I load the shot, I load the fuse,
Didn’t think I had much to lose.

[Pre-Chorus]
Aiming high, the barrel swings —
Who knew recoil bites like things with wings?

[Chorus]
Boom to the left! Boom to the right!
Hit the bakery in broad daylight!
They’ll sing my name from here to Altdorf —
As “the cadet who shelled the Duke’s front porch!”

[Verse 2]
Next day we try the moving aim,
Sergeant swears it’s “just the same”.
I fire once, the cannon roars —
Goodbye to Nuln’s south market doors.

[Pre-Chorus]
Target? Missed. But I found a prize —
Half a barrel of Bugman’s… and pies.

[Chorus]
Boom to the left! Boom to the right!
Every shot a civic blight!
My legend grows, my marksmanship’s cursed —
They call me “The Gunner Who Hits Everything First!”

[Bridge]
Now I teach the brand-new crew,
What NOT to do when the sky turns blue…
Step one: don’t trust the sight at all,
Step two: check where the bakery’s wall!

[Final Chorus]
Boom to the left! Boom to the right!
Aim for the enemy — try polite!
And if you miss, make sure it’s worth —
Like free Bugman’s and pie for the whole fort!

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