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"Your Home" by Weasley Sweaters (aka Kate Parkin) -- Lyrics below!

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A Harry Potter Parody Song to "Payphone" by Maroon 5

LYRICS
Hogwarts is your home, where you're not alone
All of your friends are there with you
Put all your ties on, the hat will sing a song,
and pick the house that's right for you

He took the train in September
to the school of wizardry
where there are those moving pictures
of knights and fat ladies

They say it's your fate to save us;
is it your fate to die?
And soon you'll have to face him
All of the horcruxes found

You must not tell lies
Ron put-out the lights
Granger's petrified
Pensieve shows that time
when Snape was in love,
but she had a son who had her green eyes

Hogwarts is your home, where you're not alone
Just say his name, not You-Know-Who
Put all your ties on, the hat will sing a song
He's Dumbledore's man through and through

But when I read that chapter of Snape's wish
It felt like I received Dementor's Kiss
Oh, "The Prince's Tale's" the saddest bit
He loved her all along, the green-eyed witch

You went back to Godric's Hallow
Bathilda Bagshot was a snake
Was her dead body just swallowed?!
Oh well, Harry got away

We can't expect him to just die
He'll resurrect from thin air
You are a true Gryffindor
You will fake dead on the ground

Now it's time to fight
Stop "Magic is Might"
One cannot survive
The hallows you'll find
the power of love
but the Chosen One will face the green light

You will use the stone, so you're not alone
Just say his name, it's not taboo
You will not die long, the phoenix sings a song
He's Dumbledore's man through and through

But when I read that chapter of Snape's wish
it felt like I received Dementor's Kiss
Oh, "The Prince's Tale's" the saddest bit
He loved her all along, the green-eyed witch

(Hedwig's theme) OooOoo

Now raise the basilisk fang up,
So you can go destroy another soul
Harry it's between you and Marvolo,
But you won't die cause you have the hallows (follow the butterflies...)

Wizard Kedavra:

Dumbledore's Man, he's it
He found out he had all this wizard money
After eleven years of wondering
Like You-Know-Who, he came up from nothin,
as a baby you fought em, Avada Kedavra he's gruntin'

And all the cars will fly with a magic button
Taking all his chances he grew up but Dobby tried to stall it,
Switched the owl post at home, "Saving his life," he called it
I need a letter on my sweater, so Weasleys be callin'

Swish, wingardium, gotta still flick
Watched the final quidditch game, the king blocked the last shot

They all talk about You-Know-Who & who he fought
And souls he could have split, get one of the souls with a sword
Alohamora, yeah, it opens doors
Wizards fly away, if you learn from Voldemort
Now it's Harry he wants, so you can go take
That little piece of soul witchu

I'm at a payphone, trying to find home
I dial 6 2 4 4 2
I feel like the time's wrong, the turners are all gone
I'm a Potter fan through & through

If Harry Freakin Potter did exist
I would not be singing songs like this
I'd be at the burrow trying to knit
A Weasley Sweater for your Christmas list

Harryyyyy Potterrrrrr

So I'll read Sorcerer's Stone
or the Philosopher's Stone (if you're British)

And I may not be a witch, but I will not be alone
'Cause Hogwarts is always there to welcome you home

Lyrics, Vocals, Flute, Piano, Guitar: Kate Parkin
Fat Ladies/Wiz-ard Kedavra: Kate Parkin
Real life paintings were painted by: Kate Parkin

Special thanks to: Sarah Newby, Josh George, Zachary Paul Keller, Nick Crandall, Eric Peterson, Mark Haberland, My Big Brother, My Parents, and my Awesome Kickstarter Backers :) Love you all and I couldn't have done any of this without your help and support!!!

Recorded in: My Bedroom, Los Angeles CA in October 2012
With: My 2006 Macbook
Using: GarageBand
(Disclaimer: No microphone or fancy recording equipment or autotune was used, although it would have helped...but mischief was still able to be managed.)

Original Song "Payphone" Written by: Adam Levine, Benjamin Levin, Ammar Malik, Dan Omelio Shellback, Cameron Thomaz

Please don't sue me :) 'tis a parody song and it has been made purely out of my love of music & magic. Thanks!