The News

Turn on the news
The dinosaurs are on
There’s a T-Rex, Hannity, and a Megalodon
Well it’s my money and I need it now!
They’re eating there young, it’s a real chow-down
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I don’t care, you know they all suck
Turn on the news.
I wanna hear the heads talk.

You’re entering a no-spin zone
So if you planned on spinning
Boy you’d best go home
We’re keeping you informed:
Here’s a breakdown of the facts:
We got new developments:
And we’ll be right back.

Ancient lizard babes with a bug in their ear
Just feeding you lies and spooning you fear
Familiar folks, all coming to you live
It’s the same old folks with a brand new lie

Turn on the news
The dinosaurs are on
There’s a Brett Baier, Ann Coulter, and a pteranodon
Well it’s my money and I need it now!
They’re eating there young, it’s a real chow-down
ABC CNN CBS Fox
I don’t care, you know they all suck
Turn on the news.
I wanna hear the heads talk.