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The video, "FFXIV Ascian Parody - They Won't Let Me Leave Gridania Because It's 'Too Dangerous'," is a fan-created alternate universe parody of Final Fantasy XIV. The protagonist, a Warrior of Light raised by Ascians, finds herself trapped in Gridania as a "juvenile ward" (0:59-1:02).

The core conflict revolves around the protagonist's attempts to leave Gridania, which are thwarted by magical barriers and guards who deem it "too dangerous" (0:12-0:32). She is given three options: register with the adventurers guild and find a party, live and work in Gridania, or go to jail (0:44-0:55). Her claim of not being a minor is dismissed as she cannot provide documentation (2:06-2:10). An Ascian, who seems to be her guardian, intervenes, sarcasticly suggesting she is acting like a "kid that was denied her Chocobo plushy" (5:02-5:06). The video humorously depicts her struggles with bureaucracy and cosmic parental disputes.



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