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Music:
Mario Party 7

Dialogue:
(Door opens and closes) AhhhHHHhhh. Much better! Oh hey soldier! Oh hello scout! I crapped! Uh, yeah, that's a pretty good job. NO! This is UNACCEPTABLE! Sandwhich without end! (Proceeds to eat millions of sandwhiches) (Transforms into SandwhichFormer) I AM SANDWHICH-FORMER! (Engie Admin Laughs) NOPE. OH NO! Admin. Votekick! Wut. NOOOOO- HA! Heavy was kicked! AAAAUGH! Engineer! STAND ON THE AUUGHHH! WHAT THE CRAFT!? I built that space elevator! WAAAUGHH! SPY! Don't touch that space elevator! DO NOT DO IT! AAAAUUUGHH! (Space elevator section is blown out and the physics of centrifugal force happen to fail at that instant, causing the space elevator to start falling over toward an oblivious sniper with earbuds in) Sniper! Hmmmm? Move out! Incoming! Mmmmm... Sniper! Let's Go! Go go go! Get going! Let's go let's go- Waaaauuuugghhh! Elevator down! Dead! Nah! HHHmmmm. SNIPER! Freakin sniper! Sceeeeoouutt! I'm gonna carve a pumpkin! Uhhhh. Now this, is a Cutco Knife! Forever guarantee! SNIPER! Trade! 400,000 Unusuals! Cutco Knife! Thanks! Thanks mate! Now that is how Cutco's done! Medic! Let's go! NO! My phone is not fully charged! WUT?! HEH! It's fully charged! NO! I am dead! Charge me! I am Spi-rus, and your phone sucks! Mister! Spy's sapping your phone! Your internet now SUCKS! And I lived. THE END. The sniper died. THE END

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