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Jingle Hells is Dark Country’s twisted holiday special — where sleigh bells crack, fake smiles rot, and Christmas cheer gets a stiff drink of sarcasm.
These songs mock the season politely demands you enjoy: forced joy, recycled resolutions, and the same damn problems wrapped in tinsel.
It’s festive. It’s bitter. It’s honest. And no — you’re not getting nicer this year.

Disclaimer: All songs and lyrics are fictional, satirical works using dark humor and irony to parody holidays, social norms, and seasonal expectations. Artistic expression only.

Time Codes:
00:00 Jingle Hells
03:24 Merry Crisis
06:38 I’m Bad Santa
10:35 Another Year, Same Damn Me
13:52 This Is Why I Drink in December
16:59 Emotional Blackout
20:49 It’s All in Your Head
23:36 Normal People Scare Me
27:16 Seasonal Personality
30:48 I’m Fine, Don’t Ask

Perfect for:
🎄 Hating Christmas quietly
🥃 Drinking through December with style
😈 Laughing at forced happiness
🕯 Holiday vibes for people who see through the wrapping

This is Dark Country Christmas — no miracles, no mercy, just bells from hell and a crooked grin.

All songs written and produced by Roman under the alias Silent Joe.
All rights reserved. Unauthorized use or reproduction is strictly prohibited.