EAT YOUR VEGGIES - n0ne Captain Falcon Highlights - Genesis 8 [Super Smash Bros. Melee]

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So I was thinking about this the other day, but you know how I write down my "problems" here in the descriptions?

What would happen if I outed myself out as like... just an absolute menace to society? Like I talk about the problems I have that I think are "regular people problems" but are just problems that a sociopath has?

So like "Hey I'm really trying to figure out how I'd go to kid's birthday parties and then just flip the cakes over and smash them" and you guys would go "hoo boy Frudgey isn't playing with a full deck here."

I think realistically though, if I were to looking to smash as many children's birthday cakes as possible, then I'd have to have the kids come to me. Let me explain - if I get invited to a kid's birthday party and then smash a cake, then I'd be ousted as a weirdo (if not something worse) and I wouldn't get invited to any more birthday parties.

But say, if I just turned it into a business, like "Hey if you bring me a birthday cake on your birthday, I'll smash it while wearing a clown suit while reciting philosophy AND I'll pay the child $20 as a birthday gift" then that could work because that'd be part of the expectation so people wouldn't get upset if I smashed a birthday cake.

Then the parents could have another birthday cake that they give to their kids that I wouldn't smash. Again, I want to smash as many cakes as possible, but that might mean smashing less cakes in the short term so that I could end up smashing more cakes in the long term.

I also think I'd be running this business at a deficit, but if the goal was to "smash as many cakes as possible" then I don't think this is a problem. If the goal was "smash as many cakes as possible but also turn a profit", then that changes the dynamic I think.

Boy what a weird description. Like I know I normally do "out there" descriptions, but this was something crazy, even for me.

I do not own these clips! They're from Genesis 8!

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