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Language has changed since William's day.... thought I'd write a sonnet with the idea that popular terms today existed in his time. The idea made me giggle and so here it is!

THE SONNET:
Shall I compare thy brows to a physique?
Thou hath the arches of a Roman bridge,
Such perfect symmetry, eyebrows on fleek!
Thou hath entwined my soul, my heart feels rich.
Thy lease on crunkess shall retire tonight,
For tomorrow’s sunrise will yonder break,
And for thy eyebrows, the perpetual plight,
Nor wax nor powder doth a difference make.
And thou inhabit dis bitch, gon get crunk
The light of summer shines upon thy face,
Nor turbulent winds provide uptown funk,
Nor losing possessions which you misplaced.
And so English language becomes antique,
Farewell the human race, eyebrows on fleek.

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