Addams Family - Full Disclosure and Waiting (w/ lyrics)

The songs "Full Disclosure part 1", "Waiting", and "Full Disclosure part 2" from the Addams Family original cast album.

Lyrics:

Full Disclosure (part 1)

This is the scred chalice
from Addams families past
firm in my digitalis
held fast
die-cast!
Here, in this sweet libation
salvation resides
feel the sweet sensation
revelation provides
[he drinks from the chalice]
Full disclosure!
It's a game that we play
let your darkest secrets
give you away
face your demons
and then happily say
I'm playing
full disclosure
with all these crazy happy people
FULL DISCLOSURE
it's a hell of a thing
once a favorite
of the late Deng Xiao Ping
doesn't matter
if you're right or left wing
he loved his full disclosure!
DISCLOSURE, FULL DISCLOSURE
FULL DISCLOSURE
DISCLOSURE, FULL DISCLOSURE
FULL DISCLOSURE

Fester: Oooh! Oooh!
Morticia: Let's hear from Fester. The chalice!
Fester: I am in love!
Morticia: In love!
Gomez: Fester!
Fester: You're probably thinking, what could a fat bald person of no specific sexuality know about love? But I, too, am in love. Fester loves!
Morticia: Who is it, Fester?
Fester: ...The moon! Full Disclosure!

FULL DISCLOSURE
just embrace it and swoon
EMBRACE AND SWOON
fall from grace or fall in love with the moon
HE LOVES THAT MOON
close your sermon with a signature tune
AND CALL IT FULL DISCLOSURE!

Alice: Well! Wasn't that interesting!
Mal: Alice, it's late. (to the Addams')Thank you for a very instructive evening--
Wednesday: NO! It's my turn.
Lucas: Wednesday...
Gomez: Excellent! Wednesday has a Full Disclosure! The chalice!
[Pugsley crawls out from under the front of the table. He pours the purloined potion from a green bottle into the chalice, as the song continues:]
Pugsley:
Yes!
Now, with a dash of potion
my sister blows her cool
hopefully in slow-motion
she'll drop,
she'll drool.
One sip of acrimonium
and the she will change
boy, oh boy, her full disclosure's
gonna be strange!
FULL DISCLOSURE
what a moment of pride!
LA LA LA LA
[the chalice is passed down the table toward Wednesday. Alice starts coughing]
now our eldest child can share what's inside!
LA LA LA LA!
[Alice coughs again. The chalice is passed to Wenesday. She holds it, gathering her thoughts, then raises it to her lips...]
Full disclosure, she's got nothing to hide!
HOORAY FOR FULL...
[Wednesday is about to drink, but Alice coughs again. Wednesday decides to hand the chalice over to Alice]
Pugsley (as Alice drinks): Nooo!!!
[Alice's cheeks flush, her soul darkens, she howls in pain.]


Waiting

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
A woman waits for marriage
a woman waits for children
she waits for her big Mal to come back home.
At five o'clock
or six o'clock
'til it's nine o'clock
and there's no o'clock to ease the pain
pain she can't explain.
As the woman waits in the dark
for a spark that once was there
that isn't there, not ever there!
Alone and
waiting and wailing
whining and waning
wanting and wasting and woe.
Waiting, fixating,
debating, lose weighting,
ice skating, lactating - and so
We wait to laugh
we wait to cry
we wait for every hopeful breath
waiting for a lousy, rotting,
vicious, rancid,
flushed down, fetid,
frenzied, fatal... DEATH!


Full Disclosure (part 2)

Oooh. That's too dark even for us.
FULL DISCLOSURE
wow, that story was grim
WE'RE TALKING GRIM
filled with fear and loathing up to the brim
THAT'S QUITE A BRIM
just imagine being married to him--

Mal: OK, Addams, I got one for you. We're simple people. We're not used to your sophisticated New York life-style. So with your permission, we're gonna go back to the real America. Full Disclosure!
Wednesday: Wait! Wait! I'm sorry, but Lucas won't be going with you.
Mal: Why not?
Wednesday: Because Lucas and I are getting married.
MARRIED!
Gomez: No, it can't be!
MARRIED!
Mal: You marry her, I'm cutting you off.
not a single penny
GETTING MARRIED
Wednesday: we don't want your money
GETTING MARRIED
Lucas: so, we're getting married
VERY MARRIED
ARE THEY GETTING MARRIED?
REALLY MARRIED?
"MARRIED" MARRIED?
FULL DISCLOSURE!
WHAT A MISERABLE GAME
PLAY IT ONCE
AND LIFE IS NEVER THE SAME
Alice: ah ah ah ah!
SOMEONE STARTED IT
SO SOMEONE'S TO BLAME
ENOUGH OF FULL
DISCLOSURE!