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China Wins The Battery Race, World Wonders If It Even Entered

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China has officially run away with the global battery industry, turning a supposedly international competition into a one country victory parade. While Western nations held conferences, announced “task forces,” and posted motivational tweets, China quietly bought the minerals, built the factories and locked down the supply chains. By the time Europe finished debating environmental paperwork, China had already opened three more megaplants.

The strategy was brutally straightforward. Invest early, build bigger than anyone else and control everything from lithium mines to final assembly. The plan worked so perfectly that many countries now depend on China not only for batteries but for the technology behind their entire green transition. Some leaders promise they will “catch up soon,” a phrase heard right before they place another emergency order from a Chinese supplier.

Experts warn this is a historic shift in global power. Environmental groups say the world handed China the keys to the clean energy future. Ordinary people just wonder how their governments managed to lose a race that started a decade ago with giant flashing signs saying “this will be important.” At this point, the only thing Western nations seem to be producing in large quantities is regret.

So what do you think, brilliant planning or global face plant?
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