The Diarrhea Song

Diarrhea Song

Verse
A chord strum, then pluck E note then strum A x 3
E chord strum then then play b note then strum E x 3

When you're riding in a sleigh ~ And you hear something spray
When you’re climbing up a mountain ~ And your butt becomes a fountain
When you're driving in your car ~ and your house is just too far
When your stomach is in pain ~ and it’s making chocolate rain

Chorus
D E A
You Love Diarrhea x 2


When you're climbing up a tree ~ and it trickles down your knee;
When you're walking down the hall ~ and it splatters on the wall
When you're in a Jumbo Jet ~ and your butt begins starts to sweat;
When you think your friends are joking ~ but your pants are brown and soaking

When you’re on a first date ~ And you have the taco plate
When you’re eating some Chinese ~ and your ass begins to sneeze
When you’re surfing on the net ~ And your butt gets hot and wet
When you’re hanging upside down ~ And your face is turning brown

When it sounds like a horn ~ And your butt poops out some corn
When you’re shopping at the store ~ And its dripping on the floor
When you’re swimming in a pool ~ And you leave a trail of stool
When some Doctors like to treat it ~ And some nurses like to eat it