Bryan, Vinny & Craig review WCW Nitro March 1997

Happy American Thanksgiving! Happy November 28 to everyone else!

As a reward for dealing with endless promotion for The History Of Wrestling In 60 Seconds, here's a new Nitro!

This month on Nitro:

-The debut of Dr. Harvey Schiller and his awkward suspension of Eric Bischoff. A suspension that didn't last until the end of that show, but somehow was a win for the Randy Anderson's of the world.
-The Dysfunctional Horsemen angle continues
-The primitive set ups for the Diamond Cutter in comparison to Randy Orton's RKO's
-Jacqueline challenged any man or woman to a match at Uncensored, which led to Disco Inferno quitting because he wouldn't lose to her.
-The all-time legendary trainwreck angle where Roddy Piper entered himself and a third team in the 4-on-4 Uncensored main event, complete with the battle between Piper and 6 men to find his team. Included are Luther Reigns, Roddy's Brutus and Earthquake John Tenta
-The debut of Luna Vachon
-The Spring Breakout 1997 edition of Nitro, going head to head with the 2017 trial between Hulk Hogan and Gawker
-The debut of Dennis Rodman
-The immediate change in Roddy Piper's partners
-The power going out during DDP's interview
-The introduction of Miss Spring Break, who was a teacher and would eventually be arrested for being a sex offender
-Whether or not Roddy Piper should trust The Whoremen.
-Sex Offender week continuing with Hardbody Harrison in action
-Hulk Hogan claiming he and Dennis Rodman “triple teamed” someone.
-A scheduled Public Enemy promo as the main event of Nitro.
-A maskless Ultimo Dragon being the Japanese commentator
-A famous angle with Randy Savage, DDP and Kimberly
-The breakup of Joe Gomez and The Renegade
-Konnan, from Mexico, teams with Hugh Morrus, from.....somewhere else.
-A discussion about T. Rantula
-Sting officially siding with WCW in its war with the nWo.
-Scott Hall no-selling having a giant cup of soda hit him in the head
-Mike Enos finally tries to get revenge for Scott Hall interrupting his match 10 months earlier
-WCW being cool for once
-The worst inset promo ever
-The tv debut of Mortis
-La Parka's strut
-The difference between normal booking and WCW booking
-The return of Ric Flair
-Ric Flair being on everything
-Jim Duggan and his fuckin tape
-Kevin Nash returning the Too Sweet hand sign Shawn Michaels sent him at WRESTLEMANIA
-MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE vs PRINCE IAUKEA for the WCW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP in the MAIN EVENT OF NITRO
-The start of an aborted nWo split angle
-The saga of the long forgotten WCW Women's Cruiserweight Championship
-Ric Flair constantly trying to lure Roddy Piper into drinking with him instead of going home with his wife
-William Regal vs Chris Jericho in a preview of a future WrestleMania match
-Debbie Combs stepping out of the 50s and into Nitro
-What happens when you keep calling Akira Hokuto “Hoto Akita”
-Carry Me Down From Old Virginny
-Chris Benoit vs Hugh Morrus in a real dandy of a match
-Bryan searches for internet porn
-Kevin Nash bitching about taking care of business, despite doing nothing the entire show