The Great Paradox: Microsoft's Glitchy Partner Portal and the Best of the Best

In this mind-bending episode of 'Microsoft: Tech Support,' we uncover a cosmic paradox: a company renowned for producing cutting-edge technology has created a partner portal that's more unstable than a Romulan warp core. Witness me and the crew's attempts to navigate this glitchy anomaly while grappling with the irony of the best and brightest of Microsoft being responsible for such a flawed system. Prepare for a journey filled with paradoxes, bureaucratic anomalies, and the occasional encounter with a time-traveling Vulcan engineer.

We apologize for the snail-paced loading. Apparently, Microsoft’s Partner Center is hosted in a quaint cottage on the countryside with slow internet on a raspberry PI 2. We’re considering a GoFundMe campaign to buy them a real computer. Maybe even a Pentium 4.

Sarcasm end...

15th September 2024 ... few emails here and there but no progress. My estimate would be that this issue can be resolved within 30 minutes, possibly within 1-2 hours if the backend developer would fix the Microsoft Partner Portal.

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