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I sat down at the table, thought this meal would be a treat,
But the taste hit my mouth, like a punch full of defeat.
What the fuck is this? My tongue's under attack,
This ain't no beef stew—it's anal discharge with a snack.

I bit down hard, the texture was wrong,
Shit in my soup? This ain't where it belongs.
Something ain't right, this meal's a fucking joke,
Cook's got a twisted mind, a sick goddamn bloke.

Hemorrhoids in my soup, what the fuck did you do?
You served me up a bowl of your ass-flavored stew.
Hemorrhoids in my soup, I can't fucking believe,
You harvested that shit, right out of your sleeve.

This ain't no culinary art, it's a nightmare from your ass,
Farming hemorrhoids, bitch? You got no fucking class.
I picture you in the kitchen, bent over in delight,
Harvesting those grapes, making sure they're ripe.
You squeezed 'em out raw, like some sick factory line,
Then dumped them in my bowl, thinking it’s just fine.

That first bite was hell, the taste of defeat,
A mouthful of shit, where there should’ve been meat.
I spat it out fast, but the damage was done,
Hemorrhoid soup? Fuck you, now I gotta run.

Hemorrhoids in my soup, what the fuck did you do?
You served me up a bowl of your ass-flavored stew.
Hemorrhoids in my soup, I can't fucking believe,
You harvested that shit, right out of your sleeve.

You think you’re a chef, but you’re just a sick fuck,
Collecting your hemorrhoids like some twisted muck.
Bending over, squeezing out those lumps,
Dropping them in the pot like they’re fucking plumps.
I’m gagging, I’m puking, this shit ain't right,
Gonna shove that soup up your ass tonight.

Hemorrhoids in my soup, what the fuck did you do?
You served me up a bowl of your ass-flavored stew.
Hemorrhoids in my soup, I can't fucking believe,
You harvested that shit, right out of your sleeve.

Hemorrhoids in my soup, I’m coming for you,
Gonna make you eat the shit you put me through.
Hemorrhoids in my soup, this ain’t no fucking meal,
Next time you serve me shit, I’m coming for the kill.