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As requested, here’s how to play my recent viral hit…

Lyric:

All hail to Donald Trump
The once and future chief
Crazy motherfuckers everywhere
Are sighing with relief
After four long boring years of sanity
Hooray, cos it
Is time to get a-working
On some seriously fucked up shit

So grab your Sharpie Mr.T
It’s executive order time
Tell those vile transgender people
That their lifestyle is a crime
Your gender at conception
Is the only one for you
But since all embryos are female
For the first six weeks it’s true

That everybody in America is now female
The most feminist of nations
The first country in the world
To declare that all its citizens are female
Whatever junk you may be packing
You are legally a girl

So all trans women are women
It is written in cement
That’s what the President’s order said
So it must be what it meant
Congratulations Donald Trump
You’re the first woman President
‘Cos everyone in America is female now

Er, excuse me just a moment
I’m a proper scientist (Oh yeah?)
The premise of your song’s amusing
But you might have missed
Technically new embryos
Are neither male nor female yet (Er…)
One might even say they’re genderless
Oh man that’s even better

Everybody in America is non-binary
So y’all had best get used
To calling everybody “they”
Go put on your gender non-specific finery
And get your ass on Grindr
‘Cos this also means you’re gay
And it’s only gender-fluid people
That this won’t affect
I don’t know if this was the plan
But hey, when you elect
A fucking moron to be President
Then what do you expect?
And all Americans are non-binary
And let me tell you siblings
That’s just fine with me


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