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Showing Palutena's Guidance on the real protagonist of Smash Bros.: Kirby.

"...I can't stand this, so I'll just say it," Palutena said. "I want my own Kirby."

Viridi let out a long groan of agreement. "Oh, thank me. I'm not the only one," she said.

Chris blushed. "I-I wouldn't mind it, either, but I already dealt with the consequences by bringing him to my house," he said. "...Never let him get to the fridge, especially right before my parents make a surprise visit. I barely made it out with the bunch of lies I told them." He sniffed. "I want a Kirby that doesn't raid the fridge, dammit..."

"Ha ha, you aren't fit for it," Viridi said. "I can feed the black hole in his stomach for eternity if I want to."

"And you two underestimate how I can get Pit to go get food," Palutena said.

Viridi cringed. "Opting for pizza takeout instead of home delivery isn't something to be proud of..."

"It's dignified when I don't have any change to tip the deliverer," Palutena shot back.

"...No, you're just cheap."

"Plus, Kirby could help me save up a lot on weapon resources. He just makes them out of swallowing enemies," Palutena said. "He could be a great leader for Pit."

"Lady Palutena, are you saying Overlord Kirby will be a thing?!" Pit asked in excitement. "He eats floor sushi like a champ!"

"Soon, Pit. Soon."

"Yay!"

"(...Oh lord, help me. I still want to risk being famished just to have a Kirby around,)" Chris thought, lamenting his bad luck.

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