Come to Staines

I've just heard on the news that Staines is going to be re-named ... I wonder why.

We've been told that this is a bit of an old joke, but whatever - it's still funny!!

Come to Staines

Want to live in a town that's as bad as it sounds? Come to shit Staines, and enjoy the lack of character, interest or purpose, where a night's entertainment consists of reminiscing about plane crash that happened nearly 40-years ago.

A middle-class area, with an aversion to diversity, come stubborn Staines.

Come to crap Staines, where culture isn't important and the most significant conveyer of the arts is a fictional character called Ali G.

Shit Staines, where it once had a fascinating fact; that it had the leading manufacture of lino flooring -- perfect for covering unsightly stains. Sadly this is no more.

Surrounded by so much water that you'd think the town planners were trying to wash away, the Staines.

A place of no significance, a dullard window-licker of a town, you'll love wank Staines.

Staines; if it were to disappear tomorrow, no-one would notice.


Music: Paul
Camera: Andy
Script: both of us
Voice: Andy g4rdenspoon facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/G4rdens...