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This is gentle satire. It’s not meant to offend anyone—just to help us all unclench a little using humor. If you recognize yourself in it, you’re in good company.

Welcome to The Unclench Club.
We’re not fixing you.
We’re just asking you to stop and breath for a few minutes. And hopefully laugh.

That’s it.
That’s the whole thing.


There is no chanting.
No affirmations.
No crystals.
No vibes.
No one is asking you to imagine a beach or “release your inner child.”

This is just sitting down and breathing like a person who has been holding it together out of spite since the late 1900s.


If you’re tense, annoyed, overwhelmed, or quietly vibrating with stress but insisting you’re “fine,” congratulations—this meditation is absolutely for you.

This is for:
• Boomers who don’t “believe” in anxiety but absolutely have it
• People who sweep things under the rug and now the rug is… concerning
• Anyone stressed about money, the news, retirement, groceries, or everything costing too much for no reason
• People who say “I don’t do computers” but somehow ended up on YouTube anyway
• Anyone who has ever said “we didn’t talk about feelings” like it was a flex

This meditation will not:
• Fix your life
• Solve the economy
• Make you emotional on purpose
• Ask for your credit card number
• Turn you into a different person

It will:
• Slow your breathing
• Lower the volume in your head
• Unclench your jaw (yes, that one)
• Give your nervous system a brief, legally permitted break

You do not need to clear your mind.
You do not need to feel calm.
You do not need to like this.

You just need to sit down and stay.

If your grandkid put this on for you—thank them.
They’re not saying anything is wrong with you.
They just want you less stressed and around longer.

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