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Enjoy this Country Comedy Song about HR in Construction, a two-step rhythm, good for boots scootin’!

“Hard Hats & HR”

[Verse 1]
Well I walked on site with my lunch in hand,
Steppin’ over tools and a traffic cone stand.
Foreman yelled, “Hey! Where’s your vest?”
I said, “It’s in my truck… with the rest of my mess.”

Then out came HR, clipboard high,
With safety goggles and a watchful eye.
Said, “You can’t be weldin’ in flip-flops, son.”
I said, “But they’re steel-toed!” — he said “No, they’re not.”

[Chorus]
It’s hard hats and HR, bless their heart,
Keepin’ us legal on the rebar'd part.
From OSHA signs to birthday cake,
They’ll write you up for a backhoe break.
HR’s watchin’, they don’t play,
Turned my wild crew into Chick-fil-A. 🎶

[Verse 2]
Now Billy got caught with a boom box loud,
Blasting AC/DC to the scaffold crowd.
HR came with a country grin,
Said, “That’s not PPE — that’s just a sin.”

We had a seminar on ladder use,
With donut holes and construction juice.
And a slideshow called “Don’t Fall Again,”
Starring Carl, who fell in a Porta-John then.

[Chorus]
Yeah, hard hats and HR, sweet and stern,
They’ll pat your back, then watch you learn.
They filed a form when I sneezed too loud,
“Airborne risk” — it drew a crowd.
They don’t swing hammers, don’t pour no tar,
But they run the site like a C-suite star. 🎶

[Bridge – slow it down a little]
They do safety checks with a cowboy strut,
Hangin’ posters in the concrete hut.
“Respect your crew, don’t fight, don’t cuss,”
Except on Fridays — then it’s just us.

[Final Chorus – BIG finish]
Hard hats and HR, bless their soul,
With a sign-in sheet and a payroll goal.
They got first-aid kits and coffee strong,
And a ten-page form when your shift goes wrong.
So if you’re pourin’ concrete or fixin’ tar,
Just thank your stars for HR! 🎶

[Outro – spoken, over a guitar strum]
Now if y’all need me… I’ll be in the trailer…
completing my fourth harassment training of the year.
Thanks, HR.

🎤💥🎸
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