Скачать или смотреть REDDIT / Millennials what's your retirement plan?

🚨 FUN ALERT 🚨
Hey fellow Millennials (and Gen Z eavesdroppers who want to laugh at our pain)! Before you spiral into existential dread watching "Millennials, What’s Your Retirement Plan?", let’s be clear: YES, we mined Reddit for those “I’ll just die at my desk” memes and “avocado toast vs. 401(k)” debates. NO, we did NOT plagiarize anyone’s panic about retiring in a climate-apocalypse bunker. Every tear-soaked spreadsheet, delusional side-hustle pitch, and “Maybe my cat will support me?” moment was handcrafted—scripts, voiceovers, and our editor’s ASMR coffee-sipping included.

Shoutout to Reddit’s financially doomed sharing their “I’ll work forever” coping mechanisms. This video is a chaotic ode to your “Retirement? In this economy?” energy. We built it from scratch—like a Millennial trying to assemble a Pinterest-worthy “van life” or explaining NFTs to their parents.

PSA: Gen Z viewers, feel free to skip this video… unless you want a sneak peek at your future. 🫠
PPS: If your retirement plan is “win the lottery” or “marry rich”, drop your strategy below—we’re taking notes.

📌 SEO bait for the algorithm demons: Millennial retirement crisis, Reddit financial fails, Gen Z vs Millennial money, avocado toast retirement, side hustle culture, retiring in 2050, Reddit doomscrolling, Millennial savings memes, retirement plan humor, climate crisis retirement.

Now go hug your emergency fund (or your houseplant, whichever feels more alive). 🌿💸
#MillennialRetirementPlan #RetireNever #RedditEconomy #SideHustleOrBust #AvocadoToastIRA

*(No financial advisors were consulted in the making of this video. But our producer did cry into their student loan statement.)