Alien Covenant (2017) Movie Review

Today I saw Alien: Cumcatcher.

So Alien 5 with Hicks, Newt, and Ripley getting a fitting finale (aka an alternate Alien 3) which is something I always wanted since i saw that bullshit Alien 3 gets cancelled...for this? This?? This???

This movie actually hurt me physically...you'll see by what I mean in the video.

I am almost sure that Ridley made this so badly in order for people to like Prometheus.

I'm shocked. I'm numbed. I'm pissed. I'm angry. I'm mind-blown. This is literally one of the dumbest, worst, and insulting creature features that I've seen in many upon many years.

If people think I"m exaggerating? I'm really, really not.

Ridley Scott...what the FUCK are you doing?