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In a Russian village, there lived an old man, famous throughout the country for his ability to fart
any tune.
One day, journalists from the capital came to visit him to witness this phenomenon with their
own eyes and ears. One of the TV reporters asked the old man:
"Can you do a dance song?"
"And the old man replied:
"Easy!"
He farted a dance song.
A second journalist asked:
"Can you do a cha-cha-cha?"
The old man:
"I can do it, no problem!"
The journalists were simply shocked.
A third journalist:
"Can you do a classical song?"
The old man thought and thought and said:
-Give me the sheet music, I'll try.
They brought him the sheet music, the old man looked and looked and said:
-No, guys, I won't, I could shit myself in three places here!