TASTY TURTLES! Demets Caramel Pecan Turtles Taste Test Review [Sir Sebastian]

Now the world of Fancy Schmancy chocolate has come to us! Whenever you see anthropomorphic animals lollygagging around, it's a fact that whatever food you're gonna consume is quite pricey. I'm not why we fancy dressed beasts are so well regarded in the luxury space, though I can't say I blame 'em.


So Turtles, I wasn't sure what to think of them upon hearing of these things. Things shaped like turtles don't usually taste too great, especially when they've got more legs than any other turtle. You know how long some of these turtles can live? We're talking hundreds of years! They just keep going until the wheels fall off and stay persistent. It's quite admirable when you think about it, the eternal drive to exist and keep going. I love it so.


I wonder what would happen if we fused a horse and turtle together? Probably be quite a gangly looking creature. Snuggly no doubt, but those giant gangly feet and honker of a nose wouldn't be doing the world any favors. Would look pretty cool though, I'd be up for the procedure if it ever came up.



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