10 Funny Food Porn Commercials

Believe it or not, this is my first porn video. Also, my first food video. Actually, my first food porn video ever. Is it more food or more porn? I've tried hard to make it both. Creamy and crispy, cheesy and juicy, sexy and stimulating, with pizzas, steaks and chocolate, garnished with exciting erotica and served with arousing humor. But today there are many food porn videos but not so many food porn commercials. So I put together the best I could find, including a few older ones that are lesser known but were classics at their time. I hope you like my selection.

Relax and enjoy, lean back and let it happen. But please do not close your eyes under any circumstances. Except in the end, if you get that far. You will understand when it comes. You will see and hear it.

Tell me in the comments which one is your #1, I will include your vote in the ranking at the end of this text and below the video to see which commercial people like the most.

These ads are included:

1. Carl's Jr., "Side of Rings" from 2015

2. Devour, Kraft Heinz, "Spank" from 2016

3. Burger King, "Chocolate Whopper" from 2018 - this one sounds crazy but delicious and was apparently just an experiment, although it seems some BK restaurants in Shanghai had it

4. Devour, "Food Porn" resp. "Frozen Food Porn" from the 2019 Super Bowl - this one is the extended 1 min version of the commercial, at the Big Game a 30 version was broadcasted withouth where the word "Porn" was omitted, some say because it was banned, I think it was just cheaper considering the costs

5. Ikea France, "Tidy up" resp. "Ikea Spaghetti" from 2006

6. Kaufland, "Fruits of Love" from 2020

7. Carl's Jr., "Salad" with Kim Kardashian from 2009 for the Cranberry Apple Walnut Chicken Salad

8. Marks & Spencer M&S Food, "This is not just food, this is M&S Food" from 2019

9. Delish, "Food Porn" with the extremely likeable Fabio Lanzoni from 2016

10. Kondomeriet, "Foodporn" from 2019

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11. Pop's Hot Dogs, "Bite" from 2012 - it's just so sweet

11.5 Pop's Hot Dogs, "Jalapeño" from 2012

11.7 Shake Shack, "Holiday Cheese Pour" from 2020 - the climax of culinary pleasure