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Headcannon: Dirk Strider owns and uses Faygo-flavored lip balm on a regular basis.

[Lyrics at the bottom!]

I'm assuming you know the drill by now, but I'm just going to say again that if you share this anywhere, please give credit and maybe a shoutout if you're feeling fancy. I waste my precious time making these stupid things and I just want it to be worth it, if that makes any sense.

I'm sure all of you people are familiar with the song "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry. If not, how long have you been living under that rock?

This parody is obvious based off that song, hence the title and cleverly placed Just Dance gameplay footage, except rather than the song being about Katy kissing a girl, it's about Jake kissing Dirk's bloody, severed head, and liking it.

I don't even really ship DirkJake, but when this idea popped into my head, it was just too good to resist. That said, I may make songs based off ships in the future, if you think you're ready for that level of trash.

I don't own Jake English or Dirk Strider, though I wish I did, and the sick dance moves belong to the game Just Dance, which used to be my only form of exercise, until I stopped exercising entirely.

Lyrics, as promised:

This never was the way I planned,
Not my intention
I felt so brave, his head in hand,
Lost my discretion

It's not what I'm used to,
I never kissed a severed head before
I felt like I had to,
All my friends were dead, the only option

I kissed Dirk's head and I like it,
The taste of his Faygo chapstick
I kissed Dirk's head to revive him,
I hope that Crocker don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right,
Though it was love at first sight
I kissed Dirk's head and i liked it,
Oh, I liked it

No, I don't think I'm even gay,
But it shouldn't matter
He didn't seem to care, but it's hard to say,
Things were pretty rough after

I couldn't seem to chose,
If i wanted it to be that way
My head got so confused,
I had to just run away

I kissed Dirk's head and I like it,
The taste of his Faygo chapstick
I kissed Dirk's head to revive him,
I hope that Crocker don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right,
Though it was love at first sight
I kissed Dirk's head and i liked it,
Oh, I liked it

He said I didn't have a choice
Besides, what's wrong with kissing boys?
If it meant that everyone would be safe,
I had to at least try
Ain't no big deal, I saved his life!

I kissed Dirk's head and I like it,
The taste of his Faygo chapstick
I kissed Dirk's head to revive him,
I hope that Crocker don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right,
Though it was love at first sight
I kissed Dirk's head and i liked it,
Oh, I liked it