Скачать или смотреть The Song of Alvin Bragg (song parody)

Alvin Bragg learns to count to 34 (felony counts) for his indictment of Donald Trump!

Lyrics:

Hello my name is Alvin Bragg
I like to convict big sleazebags
It’s fun when they put up a fight
Cause that’s when I will just indict

I charge slowly, slowly, slowly, getting faster
Once investigating it’s really hard to stop
Faster, faster, it is so exciting
Indictment counts forever, counts until I drop

One, two, three, four,
One, two, three, four,
One-two-three-four, one, two,
I love charging that big old orange douchebag

One, two, three, four,
Hey, ey, ey, ey, hey, ey, ey, ey,
One, two, three, four, one, two,
That's the song of Alvin Bragg.

I count up all the MAGA hats
I’ll even count some Democrats
I count the payoffs to porn stars
To put "The Donald" behind bars

I charge slowly, slowly, slowly, getting faster
Once investigating it’s really hard to stop
Faster, faster, it is so exciting
Indictment counts forever, counts until I drop

One, two, three, four,
One, two, three, four,
One-two-three-four, one, two,
I love charging that big old orange douchebag

One, two, three, four,
Hey, ey, ey, ey, hey, ey, ey, ey,
One, two, three, four, one, two,
That's the song of Alvin Bragg!