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A doctor, eager to go fishing, told his assistant:
"Murphy, I’m closing the clinic early tomorrow—you’ll handle all the patients yourself!"
"Yes, sir!" Murphy replied cheerfully.

The next day, the doctor returned and asked for a report. Murphy beamed:
"Three patients! First had a headache—gave him paracetamol."
"Good job!" said the doctor. "And the second?"
"Stomach ache—handed them Gaviscon!"
"Excellent! And the third?"

Murphy’s eyes widened:
"Suddenly, this stunning woman bursts in, tears off ALL her clothes, lies on the table, and screams: ‘HELP! FIVE YEARS SINCE I’VE SEEN A MAN!’"
The doctor gasped: "Dear God… What did you do?!"
Murphy shrugged: "Put eyedrops in. She clearly had vision problems."